This is another info graphic I did advocating for snakes. When spring comes around snakes start to come out of hibernation and sometimes will end up in people’s backyards. Snakes around this time are killed left and right, whether it is completely harmless or venomous. I want to urge people to learn about snakes and also to leave snakes alone!
"So I’m thinking of trying live birth in the tsetse fly.”
"What? Why? What’s wrong with laying eggs like all the other insects?"
"I don’t know, it just seems so inefficient. You go to all the trouble of making eggs, and then most of them just get squished or frozen or eaten for dinner before they can even develop. Why not just pop out a whole larva once a week and then be done with it?"
"Once a week?”
"Well, yeah, they’ve got to keep up with the egg-layers somehow."
"Miraculous, you mean."
(Source: youtube.com, via ooksaidthelibrarian)
"Everything is temporary."
3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them (via asdfghjkllove)
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WHAT. THE FUCK. YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE A CANNIBAL, SIR. YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO RESEMBLE A BABY DEER WITH STUBBLE. THIS IS WRONG. THIS IS SO WRONG. TAKE YOUR CUTESY, GUN-TOTING SELF AWAY INTO THE WOODS WHERE YOU CAN DANCE WITH THE UNICORNS THAT WILL NO DOUBT BE DRAWN TO YOUR PURITY. FUCK.
To be fair, I’m pretty certain that this image is from The Hunt in which he plays an amiable kindergarden teacher who is falsely accused of being inappropriate with a child this leading to a whole spiral of angst so he’s supposed to look like a baby deer. :D
WHAT ABOUT THAT IS FAIR I MEAN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT’S LIKE I’M THAT WITCH IN SUPERNATURAL AND I’VE SEEN AN ANGEL BUT THE SIGHT HAS BURNED OUT MY EYES
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i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool
nothing i’ve ever heard was as positive as this post
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"A line is a dot that went for a walk."
Paul Klee (via weplaydots)